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Cthulhu Floatie T-Shirt (Mens)
Meaningless humans have enjoyed the comfort of personal flotation devices for many years. Cthulhu has been missing out for aeons! He's been doggy-paddling like a chump this whole time, but no longer.
Enjoy this timeless -- well, deathless -- image emblazoned on a deep ocean blue 100% heavyweight cotton T-shirt in men's sizes. And on the back at the neck: the Chainsawsuit wordmark of quality.
If you are so inclined we also carry a ladies' version.