“and one count of gavel theft”
(i forgot to draw it)
It’s morning in America, and the sun rises on CSWT 660! Jump into or out of your cars for a wake-up like no other. Kris and Mikey deliver the news, talk about Interstellar, take an… enlightening government quiz featuring a guest quizmaster, and answer some of your voicemails (record yours and send it to email@example.com).
Synopsis. When aliens mistake pre-1983 video games as proclamations of war, it’s up to Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and probably the rest of the cast of Grown-Ups to save the world.
Tagline. Grab your joysticks, it’s video and computer game time… for Planet Earth!
Running time. 55 mins
Adam Sandler. Movie begin. So you’re saying only the world’s best video gamer can beat these aliens?
Government scientist. That’s right. And that’s you.
Adam Sandler. But I haven’t been a world video champion since 1983! Now let’s do the montage.
Asian businessman. Oh no! “Lun” for your “rives!” “Godzirra!”
Kevin James. Get a load of this character! It’s like from Godzilla or something!
Kevin James. As President, I’m signing an executive order… to shit my pants!
Adam Sandler. That one’s good, we’ll use that one.
Adam Sandler. With the Arcadriax defeated, there will never again be… Pixels.