have a good one!
Forget the turkey, just load me up with a syringe of tryptophan right to the veins, it’s our 90-minute Thanksgiving chit-chatstravaganza. We slather your plate with our gravy, covering:
Thanks to everyone for your support! In addition, Mikey set us up a pledge page for Patrick Rothfuss’s Worldbuilders, a charity drive benefitting Heifer International. Check the updates page for the new stuff we’ll do if we hit the mark! It’s a cause we believe in.
Jurassic World (2015)
Synopsis. John Hammond’s dream of a thriving dinosaur amusement park is finally and successfully realized, but a genetic contingency designed to take away the dinosaurs’ legs if they escape backfires, and instead gives the dinosaurs extra legs.
Tagline. They thought they didn’t have a leg to stand on. Now they’re legging it for their lives.
Social media promotion. “Tweet with hashtag #legday for a chance to win Chris Pratt’s 1998 Ford Taurus.”
Callbacks and Homages
Security system AI. 5-LEGGED VELOCIRAPTOR NOT IDENTIFIED AS DINOSAUR. OPENING GATE.
John Clevergirl. Your T-rex has evolved enough legs to jump into low Earth orbit.
Scientist. My God.
Beth Lifefindsaway. We can escape to the Galaxy, my personal boat. It’s moored in Dock B.
John Clevergirl. If it’s the only way off the island, we might have a fight on our hands. Will the others make it back in time?
Beth Lifefindsaway. We might have to guard the ship until then. We’d have to act as guardians.
John Clevergirl. Guardians of the Galaxy. I like the sound of that.
T-Rex. (shrugs directly into camera)